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• Bart: Okay, Lis. Turn on the water works, babe. Lisa
  [crying] Mommy! I want my mommy! [sob sob] -- How to get to the front of the line for a ride at Mt....
• Everybody stick together. We don't want to get separ.
  .. [turns around, everybody is gone] D'oh! -- Homer's instructions to the family at Mt....
• Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth] Bart+Lisa
  Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....
• Krusty: Okay kids, it's time to... Kids: Kroon Along With Krusty!
  Yeah! [singing] I want to go to Mt....
• There is a raging torrent of water spilling over the falls.
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
  -- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
• Water really has no value....until the well runs dry.
• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
• The engineer's first problem in any design situation is to discover what the problem really is.