Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.
[Homer moves his stomach blubber. Scale shows 296.]
Homer: Woo hoo! Four more pounds and my dream comes true: working at
home.
-- So close, "King-Size Homer"
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.
[Homer moves his stomach blubber. Scale shows 296.]
Homer: Woo hoo! Four more pounds and my dream comes true: working at
home.
-- So close, "King-Size Homer"
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