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• Boy, a good man really hard to find.
  -- Homer searches for a husband for Selma, "Principal Charming...
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.
  Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma! -- Homer Simpson Principal Charming...
• Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
  Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ....
• And then when I got out of the service, eh, uh... Well, the next few years are a blur.
  -- Barney, "Principal Charming...
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Karl... Too handsome. Smithers... Jerk. Ms. Finch.
  .. Not a man....
• Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
  Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....