Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man!
Homer: [conceding] All right.
Marge: And not just any man.
Homer: [annoyed] Okay!
Marge: He should be honest, and, and caring. And well-off. And
handsome.
Homer: Hey! Why should she have a better husband than you do!?
-- "Principal Charming"
Homer: [conceding] All right.
Marge: And not just any man.
Homer: [annoyed] Okay!
Marge: He should be honest, and, and caring. And well-off. And
handsome.
Homer: Hey! Why should she have a better husband than you do!?
-- "Principal Charming"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Homer:
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belch]
-
Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find... - Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
Marge: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should... - Boy, a good man really
hard to find. -- Homer searches for a husband for Selma,
"Principal... - Marge: Are you all right, Homer?
Homer: I'm fine,
I'm just thinking. Marge: I've been thinking, too... - Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge!
Marge: Homer?
Homer:
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband...
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Lady: I'd attribute the product failure to fundamental shifts in our
key demographic,
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Homer: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant... - Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
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and I don't know which state to go as. Marge...
