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• Pro: Smoker. Con: Just a sign.
• Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession.
• Pro: Nice stride. Con: Complete stranger.
• Principal Skinner... Pros: * Uses big words. * Dislikes the boy.
  * [something] Cons: * Possible Homer Sexual....
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Boy, a good man really hard to find.
  -- Homer searches for a husband for Selma, "Principal Charming...
• Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belch] -- Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find a husband for Selma?
  Principal Charming...
• I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for money to change hands.
  -- Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart register, "Principal Charming...