Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that?
Barney: I dunno. They're pretty selective. [belch]
-- "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that?
Barney: I dunno. They're pretty selective. [belch]
-- "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
- Manager: Do you like children?
Homer: What do you mean?
All the time? Even when they're nuts?? -- Homer... - You must really love us to sink so low.
-- Bart admires Homer's working as a department store
Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you... - It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good,
honest people, you can spit in their faces... - Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow... - I am Barney of Borg.
You and your beer will be as<BELCH<... - Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
