Homer: Which One's Selma, Again? Marge: She's The One Who Likes Police Academy Movies And Hummel Figurines, And Walking Through The Park On Clear Autumn Days.

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Homer: Which one's Selma, again?
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel
figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't
like to be ... you know ... touched.
Marge: It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had
celibacy thrust upon her.
-- "Principal Charming"

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