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• I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
  You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
• Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belch] -- Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find a husband for Selma?
  Principal Charming...
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Barney: She broke my heart, Moe. [sobs] Moe: Don't worry, Barney.
  Time heals all wounds. Barney: [perks up] Well, whaddya know!...
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Burns: Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas?
  [laughs] Homer: Yeah, ha ha -- [gets kicked under the table] Well, Mr....
• Bart: Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Ba
  Homer... Sexual. Moe: Wait one second, let me check....
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...