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• What do you want to talk about? I can talk about anything, I've been to college.
• Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life.
  And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry....
• Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation.
  Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. [she walks off] Marge...
• Gerry: Hello. I'm retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney.
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• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
  Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
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• Dear Edna, Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
  Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs....