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• Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
  -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Dr. Hibert: I guess you'll be missing a week of school, young lady.
  Lisa: Oh no. I don't want to fall behind my class....
• Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop. -- Dr.
  Hibert's prescription for the mumps, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart: Here's your stupid homework. Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, .
  .. remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!...
• Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?
  Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad. Bart's Dog Gets An F...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
  Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins.
  -- Marge telling Lisa she is genetically programmed to know how to sew....
• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...