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• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
• Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
  -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?
  Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad. Bart's Dog Gets An F...
• Lisa: Gee, is it always this good? Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
  I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boat house....
• Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
  I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....
• Bart: Here's your stupid homework. Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, .
  .. remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!...
• Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
  Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...