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• Yello? ... Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? ... The mumps?
  Ooh, the kissing disease....
• The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins.
  -- Marge telling Lisa she is genetically programmed to know how to sew....
• Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
  Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Dr. Hibert: I guess you'll be missing a week of school, young lady.
  Lisa: Oh no. I don't want to fall behind my class....
• Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop. -- Dr.
  Hibert's prescription for the mumps, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
• Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?
  Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad. Bart's Dog Gets An F...
• Bart: Here's your stupid homework. Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, .
  .. remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!...
• Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
  I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....