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• The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins.
  -- Marge telling Lisa she is genetically programmed to know how to sew....
• Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
  Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
  -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
  I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
  [laughs] [Homer and Bart start laughing with her] Ba...
• Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
  And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You know, they've got the velcro straps, a water pump in the tongue, built-in odometer, reflective sidewalls, and little vanity licence plates!
  -- Ned Flanders showing off his `Assassins' sneakers, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...