Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, <I> stay home.
Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school.
Bart: Fine, then... Wait a minute...
[eyes dart madly as an indication of frantic neural activity]
If Lisa goes to school, then I go to school, but then Lisa
stays home, so I stay home, so Lisa goes to school...
Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that.
-- There, I've run rings around you logically. "Bart's
Dog Gets an F"
Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school.
Bart: Fine, then... Wait a minute...
[eyes dart madly as an indication of frantic neural activity]
If Lisa goes to school, then I go to school, but then Lisa
stays home, so I stay home, so Lisa goes to school...
Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that.
-- There, I've run rings around you logically. "Bart's
Dog Gets an F"
Related:
- Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to
stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?... - Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
[Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur.... - Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about.... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!... - Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I
want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
