Apu: Oh, Hello, Mrs. Homer. I Brought An Assortment Of Jerkys.

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Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work?
Apu: Certainly not. What has been implied here?
-- Apu arrives to watch the fight on Homer's stolen
cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"