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• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• I'll get my brother Sanjay to cover for me. He deplores violence of all kinds.
  -- Apu excited about watching the upcoming fight, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
  -- Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Len: Hey, big fight coming up. Karl: Yea, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round updates on the radio?
  Len: Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, and then after the fight, we can watch the still photos on the 11-o'clock news....
• Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
  -- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Announcer: The challenger learned how to fight in the notorious province[?
  ] of Capital City, and honed his skills while serving time for aggravated assault and manslaughter in Springfield Prison....
• I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that I've made a couple of really important decisions.
  Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's over, and Number 2...
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Homer: Quick, Bart! Hide the stuff I borrowed from work!
  Bart: Borrowed? Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole from work....