Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go?
Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good.
Lisa: I'm sorry, Apu. But remember, [sings] "Who needs the Kwik-E-
Mart?"
Apu: Would you mind? I'm not in the mood.
-- Disappointment, "Homer and Apu"
Marge: How did it go?
Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good.
Lisa: I'm sorry, Apu. But remember, [sings] "Who needs the Kwik-E-
Mart?"
Apu: Would you mind? I'm not in the mood.
-- Disappointment, "Homer and Apu"
Related:
- Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly... - Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can
find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this... - Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh,
much quicker than usual. Marge: I guess we've learned... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart... - Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart,
"Lisa's... - Woods: Apu!
Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm...
