Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great...
[speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?
Lisa: Well, in Sunday School, we learned that stealing is a sin.
Homer: Well, DUH.
Lisa: But everybody does it.
I mean, we're stealing cable as we speak.
Homer: Oh. Look at this way, when you had breakfast this morning,
did you pay for it?
Lisa: No.
Homer: And did you pay for those clothes you're wearing?
Lisa: No, I didn't.
Homer: Well, run for the hills, Ma Barker! Before I call the Feds!
Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
-- There, I've run rings around you logically,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great...
[speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?
Lisa: Well, in Sunday School, we learned that stealing is a sin.
Homer: Well, DUH.
Lisa: But everybody does it.
I mean, we're stealing cable as we speak.
Homer: Oh. Look at this way, when you had breakfast this morning,
did you pay for it?
Lisa: No.
Homer: And did you pay for those clothes you're wearing?
Lisa: No, I didn't.
Homer: Well, run for the hills, Ma Barker! Before I call the Feds!
Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
-- There, I've run rings around you logically,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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