The cable stays! The foot has spoken!
-- Homer puts his foot down,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
-- Homer puts his foot down,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
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Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa... - How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa... - Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly... - The Lord has handed down to us ten commandments by which to live.
I will now read them in no particular order. -- Moses... - Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for
mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel... - Dad, I beg you to reconsider.
Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable... - Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife... - So you've decided to steal cable.
Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
Fact: Cable companies are big faceless corporations...
From the same category:
- Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing.
Marge, "Bart Gets Hit by a... - Bart: Oy! This guy's tough.
Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through... - Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter,
"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue... - Homer drives to the entrance of the country club]
Marge:
Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to... - Marge: Mm, there's that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street.
Bart: Sushi? Hey, maybe this is just one of those...
