So You've Decided To Steal Cable. Myth: Cable Piracy Is Wrong.

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So you've decided to steal cable.
Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
Fact: Cable companies are big faceless corporations,
which makes it okay.
-- Homer reads the `So you've decided to steal cable'
pamphlet, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"