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• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• The United States Supreme Court has handed down the eleventh commandment, "Thou shalt not, in any classroom, read the first ten.
• Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Hey, go protest outside, will ya? Now! -- Homer yells at Lisa who simply stares at him, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• It's funny 'cause it's true. -- Homer laughs at a stand-up routine, [inside joke alert!
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