Lisa: Hi, Dad.
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it
in the hopes that others will follow my example.
That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter.
Thank you for your time.
Homer: Hey, Lisa... `Racing From Belmont'? Horsies!
Lisa: Sorry, I'd rather go to heaven.
-- Lisa takes the high ground,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it
in the hopes that others will follow my example.
That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter.
Thank you for your time.
Homer: Hey, Lisa... `Racing From Belmont'? Horsies!
Lisa: Sorry, I'd rather go to heaven.
-- Lisa takes the high ground,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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Homer: Well,
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this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
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father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know...
