Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible
father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me?
Homer: I don't know. You looking for me?
Lisa: I don't know.
Homer: Ohhhh. Lisa. I was looking for you. I wanted to apologize. I
don't know exactly what went wrong but it's always my fault.
Lisa: Actually Dad, this time, I was wrong...
Homer: Oooh!
Lisa: ...too.
Homer: Ohh.
Lisa: While I was gone I got some really good advice from Paul and
Linda McCartney.
Homer: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
-- The eternal question, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me?
Homer: I don't know. You looking for me?
Lisa: I don't know.
Homer: Ohhhh. Lisa. I was looking for you. I wanted to apologize. I
don't know exactly what went wrong but it's always my fault.
Lisa: Actually Dad, this time, I was wrong...
Homer: Oooh!
Lisa: ...too.
Homer: Ohh.
Lisa: While I was gone I got some really good advice from Paul and
Linda McCartney.
Homer: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
-- The eternal question, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Related:
- Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great,
sweetheart. Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Bart: Give it up Dad. Piggy ain't coming back.
Homer:
Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Lisa: Hi, Dad.
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ... - Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him]
Homer:
Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning...
From the same category:
- Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile... - Marge: You taught Bart a very bad lesson. Your boy idolizes you.
Homer: Oh, he does not. -- "Homer's Night... - Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty:
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge... - leaving the Vice President in charge.
-- Kent Brockman's news report,
"Marge Gets a...
