Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
`Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today I'd like
to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans
and straightens your teeth!
Homer: Oh, goodie! A program-length advertisement!
Woman: [methodically] Wait a minute, Troy. I'm a little confused.
Did you say, cleans <and> straightens?
Troy: There's no confusion, Tina. Just good science. Ladies and
gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Nick: Thank you, Troy. Hi, everybody!
Studio audience: Hi, Dr. Nick Riviera!
-- The `I Can't Believe They Invented It!' show,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"