Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously
underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow
steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.
Homer: [pensive] Of course.
Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected
food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group
and the chocotastic!
Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with
bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,
heh...
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it
against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's
your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!
-- Bye, Dr. -- oh, forget it, "King-Size Homer"
Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously
underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow
steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.
Homer: [pensive] Of course.
Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected
food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group
and the chocotastic!
Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with
bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,
heh...
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it
against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's
your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!
-- Bye, Dr. -- oh, forget it, "King-Size Homer"
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PA:
Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report... - Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
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Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today... - Nick: Hi, everybody!
Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Nick: If something should go wrong,
let's not get the law involved! One hand washes... - Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century
stain remover.
Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank... - Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is
inflamed and about to burst,
which _will_ make it easier to find once I... - Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody!
Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me:... - Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
[splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood! -- They didn't tell... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Nick: Calm down, Nick. Just think back to medical school.
[a college dorm filled with hippies and junkies] Nick...
