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• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
  Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Marge: Patty, he's out buying me something right now.
  Patty: Oh Marge, he never gets you anything <you> want....
• Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second! Home
  D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before....
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...