Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty: [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants.
Selma: I owe you a lunch.
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
Patty: [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants.
Selma: I owe you a lunch.
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
Related:
- Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my!
Selma: [grunt] Patty,
stop drooling. Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer... - Patty: [laughs spontaneously]
Selma: What's so funny?
Patty: I was just thinking about the time Homer got... - Homer: Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. [hugs them]
Selma: He's hugging us.
What do we do? Patty: Just close your eyes and think... - Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face. -- Homer Simpson ... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's
lovely (and available) sister,
Selma. Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What... - Marge: [answers the phone]
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart... - Homer: I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!
[bawls] Selma: You're also fat. Homer: I'm also fat...
