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• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Patty: [laughs spontaneously] Selma: What's so funny?
  Patty: I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster....
• Homer: Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. [hugs them] Selma: He's hugging us.
  What do we do? Patty: Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver....
• Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
  Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
• Homer: I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!
  [bawls] Selma: You're also fat. Homer: I'm also fat! [bawls more] -- "Saturdays of Thunde...