Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time.
Patty: That's what you get when you don't put out.
[Or maybe Patty and Selma. It's hard to tell.]
-- "The Way We Was"
Patty: That's what you get when you don't put out.
[Or maybe Patty and Selma. It's hard to tell.]
-- "The Way We Was"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer:
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like... - Marge: Patty, he's out buying me something right now.
Patty: Oh Marge, he never gets you anything <you>... - Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second!
Homer:
D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I... - Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty:
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I...
