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• Homer: [fiddling with the back of the set] Is that better?
  Lisa+Bart: NOOOO! Homer: How's this? [picture gets worse] Lisa+Ba...
• Bart: Great story. [bangs TV] Positively spellbinding.
  [bangs TV] [to TV] Damn you. Homer: Bart!...
• Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
  [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• Homer: Do you two have to sit so close to the TV? Back up, or it'll hurt your eyes.
  Bart: It will not. Homer: [makes a fist] Yes, it will... -- "The Way We Wa...
• Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
  .. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
• Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
  What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Cheap Chinese TV, what did I ever buy it for...
  -- Homer tries to fix the TV set, "The Way We Wa...