Bart: Great story. [bangs TV]
Positively spellbinding. [bangs TV]
[to TV] Damn you.
Homer: Bart! Pay attention,
you may be telling this to your <own> son if something breaks.
-- "The Way We Was" [double entendre alert]
Positively spellbinding. [bangs TV]
[to TV] Damn you.
Homer: Bart! Pay attention,
you may be telling this to your <own> son if something breaks.
-- "The Way We Was" [double entendre alert]
Related:
- Homer: Time for Doctor TV to perform a little surgery!
[bangs on the TV and the picture gets worse] Bart:... - Homer: Do you two have to sit so close to the TV? Back up,
or it'll hurt your eyes. Bart: It will not... - Get off the edge of your seat.
They got married, had kids,
and bought a cheap TV, okay? -- Bart fails to enjoy... - Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico.
You know,
down there, it's a <real> sport. ... Bart: Ooh... - Homer watches TV]
Lisa: [walking in with Bart,
blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad? [Homer... - Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner,... - Homer: [narrating a TV commercial]
Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling... - Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do,
someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons... - Homer: Aw, I need a hug.
[everyone pauses,
then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated...
