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• Dear God, just give me one channel!
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• What did people do, before the time of remote control on the TV set?
• Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
  We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television....
• Get off the edge of your seat. They got married, had kids, and bought a cheap TV, okay?
  -- Bart fails to enjoy Homer and Marge's story, "The Way We Wa...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Homer: [fiddling with the back of the set] Is that better?
  Lisa+Bart: NOOOO! Homer: How's this? [picture gets worse] Lisa+Ba...
• Marge: I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50. Home
  [sigh] Marge, you're a tool of doghouse makers. Marge...
• Researcher: Why, they're all a bunch of blue-collar slobs!
  Scientist: People, that's who we need for our next astronaut....
• Homer: Time for Doctor TV to perform a little surgery!
  [bangs on the TV and the picture gets worse] Ba...