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• Homer: Time for Doctor TV to perform a little surgery!
  [bangs on the TV and the picture gets worse] Ba...
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
  Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....
• Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word
• Homer: Okay, where were we? Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
  Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's childhood, "Lisa's First Word...
• Homer: Who's the lard-butt? Lisa: He's the bullfighter.
  Bart: No way the bull's going to miss a target that big! -- At the opera, "Bart the Geniu...
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger. Homer: I have no idea who that is.
  -- Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare', "Bart on the Road...
• Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on it.
  [Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand....