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  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• All right, all right. Look at her if it'll shut her up.
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• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
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• Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
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• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Burns: And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
  Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals. Burn: Oh, I don't like everything about them....
• Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
  Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do. Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously....
• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...