Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.

Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
Homer: [thinks] Yeah, a million dollars' worth, you treacherous
snake-woman! [out loud] No, thank you.
Marge: Some string beans?
Homer: [thinks] No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing
back-stabbing... Uh oh, better answer. [out loud] No, thank you.
Marge: Some celery with cream cheese on it?
Homer: [thinks] Just mouth polite nothings. [out loud] No, thank you.
-- "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"