Burns: And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals.
Burn: Oh, I don't like everything about them. Just their heads.
-- Invited to the Burns mansion,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals.
Burn: Oh, I don't like everything about them. Just their heads.
-- Invited to the Burns mansion,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Smithers: I think the boy is hurt.
Burns: Oh for crying out loud,
just give him a nickel and let's get going... - Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining.
I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a... - Marge: I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea.
Everyone:
Aw, no. Marge is going to say something. etc. Marge... - Ah, Simpson. At last we meet.
-- Mr. Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's
accident,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?
Burns:
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns... - I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
In court, Mr. Burns justifies his actions, "Bart... - Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary
publics!
Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll... - Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that,
Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out. -- Burns... - Judge: Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the
court in this way,
I will have to cite you for contempt. Burns: You wouldn't...
