Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash
settlement.
-- Lionel Hutz, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just. ..
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening]
And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy &
Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy,
took it on his own to solve the problem....
