Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash
settlement.
-- Lionel Hutz, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash
settlement.
-- Lionel Hutz, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Hutz:
How does a nice little girl like you know a big word... - Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz,
attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into... - Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?
Burns:
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns... - Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But... - Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so... - Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing
but the truth,
so help you God? Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do. Hutz: ... - Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary
publics!
Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll... - Receptionist: Will you be paying by cash or check?
Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty... - You'll be getting more than just a lawyer, Mr. Simpson.
You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace...
