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• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
  Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• NOOOOOOOO!! TAKE ME!! I'M OLD!! -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...
• I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
  -- In court, Mr. Burns justifies his actions, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
  .. -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Judge: Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have to cite you for contempt.
  Burns: You wouldn't dare! Judge: Well, no, um, I guess I wouldn't. -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary publics!
  Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him off with a banana or two!...