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• Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
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• Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a scandalous story of my own.
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• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
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• Homer: Ah, home to my loving family. What more could a man ask for?
  [Marge appears in her nightie, blowing her nose] Marge...
• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...