Receptionist: Will you be paying by cash or check?
Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty dollars right
here with me. I'm holding it right now. Here it is, look...
check it out. [Homer realizes he could be making a big
mistake.] Two hundred and fifty big ones.
Bart: You really want to impress her, show her the big empty space
where our TV used to be.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty dollars right
here with me. I'm holding it right now. Here it is, look...
check it out. [Homer realizes he could be making a big
mistake.] Two hundred and fifty big ones.
Bart: You really want to impress her, show her the big empty space
where our TV used to be.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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