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• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
  Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
• Success is getting up just one more time than you fall.
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
  Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
  Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• You are getting more and more confused.
• Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?
  Lisa: Don't do it, Bart. [Bart pulls a stink bomb from his "Li'l Bastard Traveling Kit" and slingshots it straight into Itchy's mouth] Itchy...