Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary
publics! Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him
off with a banana or two!
-- Mr. Burns bawling out his attorneys,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
publics! Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him
off with a banana or two!
-- Mr. Burns bawling out his attorneys,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that,
Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out. -- Burns... - Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?
Burns:
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns... - Smithers: I think the boy is hurt.
Burns: Oh for crying out loud,
just give him a nickel and let's get going... - Ah, Simpson. At last we meet.
-- Mr. Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's
accident,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi...
