At The Risk Of Losing My Voice, Let Me Just Say One More Thing
At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing:
I'm sorry I came.
-- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
I have laryngitis. It hurts to talk. So I'll just say one thing.
.. You never do anything right. -- Mrs. Bouvier, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
-- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....