I Have Laryngitis. It Hurts To Talk. So I'll Just Say One Thing.
I have laryngitis. It hurts to talk. So I'll just say one thing...
You never do anything right.
-- Mrs. Bouvier, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
Frink: N-hey, I doubt very highly that one elixir could boast so many fantastic properties.
[drinks some; turns into a handsome man] [smooth voice] What say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wingding at the cyclotron, doctor?...
I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a very good-looking tie in a shop window.
So I went in. Before I could say anything the manager said, "Oh, Tony Randall!...
Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
-- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....