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• Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
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• Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
  -- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
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• I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother.
  My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons. -- `Howl of the Unappreciated' by Lisa Simpson, "Bart vs....
• Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
• Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
  Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
• And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
  Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...