Burns: [grabbing Paper] "Memorandum To Mrs. Bouvier, Re

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Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re: Delineation
of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy. Smithers, come
over here and help me write a mash note to my girlfriend.
Smithers: [rolls eyes] Fine. "Darling one, read my words and hear my
heart speak of a love soft and undying: a love that will be
with you always. Sincerely," yatta, yatta, yatta.
Burns: That's marvelous! How did you think of that so fast?
Smithers: I [sobs] sent it to you on your birthday! [cries] Excuse me,
I have something in my eye!
-- Just like watching "Bambi", "Lady Bouvier's Lover"