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• Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
  Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Excuse me. This life isn't working. I want to exchange it. Have you tried plugging it in?
• I **TRIED** to register it!
• Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
  Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
• I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• I tried reality, but it didn't work.
• Have you tried "Warluck" yet?