I Tried Ordering You, I Tried Punishing You, And God Help Me, I Even Tried Reasoning With You.
I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even
tried reasoning with you.
-- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil"
Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
Excuse me. This life isn't working. I want to exchange it. Have you tried plugging it in?
I **TRIED** to register it!
Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
I tried reality, but it didn't work.
Have you tried "Warluck" yet?