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• Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
  They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? -- Odo
• Excuse me please, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond . . . There! Now, what did you want?
• There is no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it.
• I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!