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I **TRIED** To Register It!
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I **TRIED** to register it!
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I tried reality, but it didn't work.
I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow.
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
-- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
I tried sanity once. Didn't like it.
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
