Flanders: [weeping at his son's solo] My son! My son!
Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad.
-- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil"
Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad.
-- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil"
Related:
- Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned.
Ned: Sorry to bother you, Rev.
Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables.... - Son, always be sincere. Whether you mean it or not. -- Michael Flande
- Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?... - Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.... - Homer: All right, knock it off!
Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!... - Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
- You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
- Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill.... - Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
