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• La Belle Dame Sans Merci: The beautiful lady who never says thank you. -- Michael Flande
• Son, when you participate in sporthing events, it's not whether you win or lose.
  .. it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpso...
• Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil? Devil Flande
  Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect. Treehouse of Horror IV...
• It's spring in England. I missed it last year. I was in the bathroom. -- Michael Flande
• Flanders: [weeping at his son's solo] My son! My son!
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• Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
  Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders!...
• Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose
  it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets An Elepha...
• What do you mean, I always answer a question with another question?